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Michael Salfino

Why are the Rams not hurrying up?

Geoff Foster

Goff is just getting pummeled every play, even when he’s completing passes.

Michael Salfino

Definitely the under wins on that, Neil.

Neil Paine

Finally Tony gets to use the words “genius” and “McVay” in the same sentence.

Josh Hermsmeyer

And play-action!

Sara Ziegler

Nice screen to get things going for the Rams.

Sara Ziegler

And CBS obnoxiously plays “I’m Shipping Up to Boston.”

Josh Hermsmeyer

A TD. Our long national nightmare is over.

Sara Ziegler

The first touchdown! 10-3 New England, with seven minutes left.

Michael Salfino

Good for Gronk, especially if this is it.

Neil Paine

Giselle trying to figure out which receiver to criticize if the Pats lose. (Probably not Gronk after that catch.)

Geoff Foster

GRONKED

Neil Paine

We want MAHOMES!!!!!!

Sara Ziegler

(And for the overtime rule.)

Michael Salfino

Neil, this is the punishment for the NFL for the Saints fiasco.

Geoff Foster

You mean, would they have scored a touchdown? The bar is pretty low.

Neil Paine

Now I will bring up the what-if everyone will be speculating about: Would Kansas City-vs.-New Orleans have been a more exciting game?

Michael Salfino

Someone should have told Andy Warhol that you bang on the side of the ketchup bottle, not the bottom, since it’s a non-Newtonian fluid.

Totally anticipated typing that sentence today.

Neil Paine

Hmm, Burger King neglected to note that Warhol actually wanted McDonald’s for that shoot.

Sara Ziegler

I actually said out loud, “NO, DON’T DO THAT.”

Josh Hermsmeyer

“Now you just hand the ball off.” On third-and-20-something. I have no words.

Michael Salfino

Neil Paine

Kurt Warner-to-Isaac Bruce, that was not.

Josh Hermsmeyer

Goff is something other than fast.

Sara Ziegler

Throw. The. Ball. Away.

Neil Paine

Pats defense seems to be relishing any opportunity to get a big hit in on Goff.

Michael Salfino

Flags 10, points 6.

Neil Paine

Hey! Some play-action success for Jared Goff!

Neil Paine

(In fact, between both teams’ receivers, only Edelman is ahead of Smith’s tally from last year.)

Neil Paine

Torrey Smith had more receiving yards (49) in last year’s Super Bowl than anybody on the Rams so far this year.

Michael Salfino

OK, that Microsoft commercial got to me.

Neil Paine

Geoff, to your question about playing a big role in a college championship and a Super Bowl, Tony Dorsett helped Pitt win the 1976 national title, then picked up 77 yards from scrimmage in Dallas’s Super Bowl win over Denver after the 1977 season.

Josh Hermsmeyer

Torrey Smith weighs in:

https://twitter.com/TorreySmithWR/status/1092245000363167745

Geoff Foster

Goff gets a clean pocket and has plenty of time, for once, and he settles with a check down to Anderson. Then he commits a QB false start, which is a rare mistake.

Josh Hermsmeyer

I don’t understand how you forget the snap count you called.

Michael Salfino

I don’t think they’ll be reasonable about it, Geoff.

Geoff Foster

Does Vegas just sweep all those tickets if there are no TDs? Or do they offer a “No touchdown scored” longshot option?

Neil Paine

According to ESPN, the old record for fewest combined points through three quarters in a Super Bowl was 9, in Super Bowl IX (Steelers 9, Vikings 0). That is gone now.

Michael Salfino

First TD prop still alive!

Geoff Foster

How many players have played a big part in a college national championship and Super Bowl in consecutive years?

Sara Ziegler

One quarter left! At the end of three, we’re knotted at 3.

Neil Paine

Nick Chubb has all of them beat. #DawgPound

Neil Paine

And now Michel pulls ahead of Gurley in the UGA derby. FWIW, Michel also had more yards than Gurley with the Bulldogs, perhaps surprisingly.

Josh Hermsmeyer

The Rams have one third-down conversion, and the game is tied. (Though the Patriots only have three.)

Neil Paine

And Ronnie Lott is the best Skechers pitchman to ever have part of his finger amputated midgame.

Neil Paine

Sorry, Tony: Joe Montana still the GOAT QB to hock for Sketchers.

Sara Ziegler

With 2:11 left in the third quarter, it’s a whole new game: New England 3, Los Angeles 3.

Michael Salfino

Josh Hermsmeyer

They actually did bring pressure, but the Rams still tied the game.

Josh Hermsmeyer

Rare miss on the prediction from Romo.


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