What Went Down In Super Bowl LIII

OMG, these before-and-after photos.

Hot dog and a soda under $5? What is this, Costco?

The Patriots with 152 scrimmage yards. The NFL average every year basically forever has been a point every 15 yards from scrimmage. (New England usually beats this.) Even at the average rate, NE should have 10 points and instead has 3.