What Went Down In Super Bowl LV

Just give us the Nickelodeon version of the second half, please.

OMG, Nickelodeon Slime-Lites!

Here are Patrick Mahomes’s first half advanced stats: EPA per play: -0.14; Completion Percentage Over Expected: -13.8; success rate on passing plays: 38 percent. (All according to nflfastR’s models.)