What Went Down During The June 14 Primary Elections

I’m late to the party but I would win with 372 electoral votes. Please don’t judge my lack of road trips.

Nevada might be about to do the American equivalent of that thing where all the British parliamentary candidates stand on stage and the results of the entire election are read out to them.

We secretly were hoping our nonsensical game would give Nevada ample time to tally up those results… but we’re still holding out hope for a big vote dump soon!