What Went Down During The June 14 Primary Elections

We secretly were hoping our nonsensical game would give Nevada ample time to tally up those results… but we’re still holding out hope for a big vote dump soon!

It is the Garden State for a reason. Lots of pretty stuff in New Jersey, it’s not just the Atlantic City boardwalk and the turnpike.

To all our New Jersey readers, Nathaniel knows not what he says! You are more than the turnpike!