What Went Down During The June 14 Primary Elections

I wouldn’t say I’ve really been to New Jersey. I’ve visited it sure, but not experienced it really.

Wait, Sarah, you’ve never been to New Jersey?!

Impressive, Nathaniel and Geoffrey. My win would also technically be a landslide — 376 electoral votes, but not as sizable as y’alls. But perhaps I have a more stringent definition of what it means to visit a state. Then again… maybe my memory is terrible.

Who can say?! My platform would obviously be largely informed by Daylight Savings Time, because Veep is how politics actually works.