What Went Down During The June 14 Primary Elections

Impressive, Nathaniel and Geoffrey. My win would also technically be a landslide — 376 electoral votes, but not as sizable as y’alls. But perhaps I have a more stringent definition of what it means to visit a state. Then again… maybe my memory is terrible.

Who can say?! My platform would obviously be largely informed by Daylight Savings Time, because Veep is how politics actually works.

I unfortunately came up a little short of Nathaniel, garnering 463 electoral votes. But I am going to Hawaii next year! Gotta also make a campaign trip to the northwest, just losing all kinds of support there.

I would win in a landslide — 477 electoral votes! In case you’re wondering, I would run under the banner of the BEDTIME (Bring Election Day Tallying Into Much Earlier) Party, whose color is purple.