What Went Down On The Final Night Of The DNC

As Bloomberg is talking, I am having flashbacks to one of my last primary campaign trips before the pandemic started, where I spent a morning in his extremely opulent Los Angeles campaign office. It was … surreal. There was a terrarium wall.

Shoutout to “James,” the teen I interviewed who worked on Bloomberg’s campaign as an “influencer” posting memes to his Twitter and Instagram.

Hey guys, Bloomberg managed to win American Samoa. It was worth the absurd amount he spent.