What Went Down On The Final Night Of The DNC

If $18 million doesn’t buy you five minutes of speaking time at the convention, I don’t know what will.

This Zoom call of former 2020 Democratic contenders can’t help but make me think of the ensemble cast of Louis-Dreyfus’ Veep, in the sense that so many of these politicians just ran a yearlong campaign against each other… and now they’re playing nice and singing the praises of their biggest competitor? OK … ready for the outtakes over here.

This Zoom call among former candidates is missing an opportunity to showcase pets.